To recreate pedal tones when you forgot your organ shoes I guess....

Boooo...Electrovoice 30" woofers all the way, no place for the bass to escape if your room is the cabinet

Here is Box ‘n’ Corn. They drive an Audi 4000 turbo, and do mostly terrible things to people.

Whenever somebody does something that seems irrational to us, the reason is always control.

My computer screen does not have that many kays.

I don’t. The 240 was the prettier of the two.

Unattractive is a rough word. I’m not crazy about them either. They are kinda meh looking, but the design is pretty in an unnoticeable way.

Nothing beats the quiverful van for mass child conveyance. Our dentist friend has NINE kids, and he realized really early on that the sienna wasn’t going to cut it anymore. His is all roided out with the hi-top. Best van he’s ever had, he says.

“The Maepsy epidemic can be quelled by use of a stretched sheepskin soaked in white vinegar and applied to the genitals. A deficit of these materials is expected, and so the Queen has expidited an emergency delivery from the largest Apothecary in Tovil-Maidstone to be sent via Brunels new rail system.”

Aluminum angle iron

It didnt have a front when I bought it, and I already had the Lebaron lights.

What if the perp was driving a car like I used to have, a ‘94 Taurus with ‘94 Lebaron headlights?

You read my mind.

Sorrell Booke Memorial Highway. Done and done.

We’ve known this since money was invented.

Indeed. That’s why I cut the shit and I take my children to a bar.

You would have a slow GT40 with a 5000 pound tow capacity. So you could tow your GT40 with your GT40.

“Professor! We pissed away all our grant money!”

Dammit I just about forgot about that stupid song. Now I’m sad.