Unattractive is a rough word. I’m not crazy about them either. They are kinda meh looking, but the design is pretty in an unnoticeable way.

Nothing beats the quiverful van for mass child conveyance. Our dentist friend has NINE kids, and he realized really early on that the sienna wasn’t going to cut it anymore. His is all roided out with the hi-top. Best van he’s ever had, he says.

“The Maepsy epidemic can be quelled by use of a stretched sheepskin soaked in white vinegar and applied to the genitals. A deficit of these materials is expected, and so the Queen has expidited an emergency delivery from the largest Apothecary in Tovil-Maidstone to be sent via Brunels new rail system.”

Aluminum angle iron

It didnt have a front when I bought it, and I already had the Lebaron lights.

What if the perp was driving a car like I used to have, a ‘94 Taurus with ‘94 Lebaron headlights?

You read my mind.

Sorrell Booke Memorial Highway. Done and done.

You would have a slow GT40 with a 5000 pound tow capacity. So you could tow your GT40 with your GT40.

Dammit I just about forgot about that stupid song. Now I’m sad.

Where is the joke? All I see here are a handful of cars that are or were being sold in the United Kingdom.

Welcome to the Gulf Coast Avionics Welcome Wagon Number One! There’s no thrill like falling out the back of this fucker

You are correct, we deserve better.

More. More reliable.

There is a bottomless well of pictures of half naked women on the internet.

So what you are saying is, just remove the front brakes, and the problem dissappears!

Yes, but the old codger who owns fox news is Australian, so he might have the network put the heat on this issue out of national pride or something.

People who have never had to fight for anything can’t beat anybody up, Raph.

Boeing 77777777777777777777777777777777777777

Yes, which is why the COTD is a complete falsehood.