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The design was more than ten years old by the time the car came out. Still, futuristic.

Ive always had a little private joke that David was Jalopnik’s resident 40 year old 15 year old. (Looks and acts 40 and 15 at the same time) and you are right, he does not need 60 year old ears.

Respectfully, I have had small cars, and big cars. I want my big cars. I am happier in my big car. My ‘91 custom cruiser could stand to be a foot longer at the minimum. It is a pinch over 18 feet long.

DAMMIT YOU ARENT PAYING FOR THE PIZZA YOU ARE PAYING FOR THE TIME IT SPENDS IN THE OVEN

No. Crackpipe. You know what will out-accelerate and out-handle and outlast a Volkswagen Corrado?

No, you are not being melodromatic.

This, I would think, is a common thing. I noticed that carmelizing onions took ages the first time I ever did it. If I make them today, I start on them first, since its kinda annoying how long it takes to make the damn things.

“what do they use for QC over there, drunk moles who flunked out of community college?”

AMERICA

Its your brother you never talk about since he embarrasses the family

Rolls Royce Phantom IV. One of eighteen made, I might actually win this time.

I want to do this with a trans sport have you been reading my diary?

Make no mistake, they are great cars. Superb handling, “enough” power, decent looks, and longevity. The SR20 was very well designed, could rev to the moon, and last 400k with basic maintenence. also, timing chain FTW.

Have disney gift one of these rooms to Kim jong un.

Stuff from the 90's is being forgotten at an alarming rate. Shits been almost 30 years ago.

Tesla was also going to repair the volkswagen as well, but would have been “bankrupted,” says Musk.

I don’t understand the Pacer and Gremlin being on the list, as they were not shitty at all. Having had one of each, I can say they were as good as or better made than anything else the big three were cranking out in the late 70's.

Torch’s next article should be a definitive write up on what “passing on the right” actually means, since for a car site, half the posters seem to not know what that means. hey! a meme!

That’s it, my next child will be named Murder Asbestos Jones. Nobody will mess with him.