Oh, wow. Somebody is really asking for it putting coolant in tall boys. Where is Torch? I think I have an idea for his last article.

My roomate once swallowed some new gear oil. All he did for a while was throw up.

I’d agree about GM’s world knowledge, but this is late 90's GM we’re talking about.

As much as I dislike the LS, it was a much better car.

It’s a GM built German car with a British engine expected to survive American driving disciplines.

Wait, are you following me around? This seems like a fun game!

It stopped doing it after I rebuilt the carb.

Says people think the cars of the 80's are ugly.

It was. Also, often it would die backing out of a parking space. My friend asked me if the truck just died, I was like “nah man, it’s in stealth mode”

I used to have to turn my truck off, shift to reverse and then restart it. Then again that thing was a royal piece of shit.

It’s “Pokemans”

Every day I drive this to work, 25 years on.

Aubergine?

Makes sense, since Saint John Francis Regis is the patron saint of lacemakers, medical social workers, and illegitimate children.

Oh, he’s a luxury car guy, of any vintage, provided that 30 to 60 percent of it is broken or missing.

Which Ford is Best Nissan?

Tavarish is ok! Just like a hoarder surrounded by his piles of unread newspapers is “ok.”

It just looks like too much ass crammed into a not big enough pair of pants...Damn Japan, just cause you can...

As far as I know, trains attempted this form of electromotive propulsion in the 50's. They turned out to be noisy and less efficient than their piston engined counterparts Also, the drivetrain losses of electromotive power are acceptable for a train where using a conventional transmission would be too unreliable. But…

For 30k, get a Lincoln mark VIII, mate two 90's Taurus SHO motors together, stuff them in and let them scream.