On the one hand, it’s good that these guys finally got a clue—but on the other, why was the result a “reward” of a “good” woman?

“My bad behavior is some woman’s fault.”

If you don’t vote for Cancer, then you’re voting twice for AIDS. And your views will *never* be addressed by candidates because they are already assuming you aren’t voting.

welp, then you’re actually voting twice for the winner.

I tell you WHAT! Every fucking day for the past 3 months, I had to clear my mailbox of 75 flyers bickering for & against I and F, and 75 more flyers with Christensen & Peskin bickering at each other (srsly you two, just get a room and settle this)... we even get a high-profile Airbnb ad faux pas to rile up the…

he now celebrates the most vaunted bro tradition of all: being handed a job for which he is unqualified and unprepared.

The ocean sunfish: confusing drunk townies for 300 years.

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

Sad face, I feel like the only person who does not find Jimmy Fallon funny or entertaining at all. Did everyone already forgot his inability to stay in character on the terrible SNL, or the American remake of Taxi? I am so alone!!

Yep. Also this.

My family originates from Irish peasant stock, which contributes to a somewhat no-nonsense attitude to death. When I was about six, my grandfather died in Ireland. Far-flung sons, daughters and their families gathered for the funeral.

literal lol at “more like eighteen hundred and bored to death.”

Word. Byron was totally the Adam Levine Bro King of eighteen hundred and froze to death. Mary was all “more like eighteen hundred and bored to death.”

I am a woman, I swear. And I love ASOIAF and GoT, and I have to say I disagree with you. The show is much less nuanced than the books, and it makes the rape scenes almost completely devoid of meaning beyond shock value. The scene between Cersei and Jaime was not like it was in the show, Sansa is still a virgin as of…

The TL;DR:

Well, what we’re seeing right now, we’re seeing Bible-believing Christians being persecuted for living according to their faith

One summer day, I got too hot in my car. We were in this big traffic jam, and it was 110. No air conditioning. I felt lightheaded and so I stopped at a rest stop to get some water. I fainted, which is embarrassing, but upon waking, found myself surrounded by people praying over my body. No one had called 911 or…

Then you didn’t think very hard. You can’t kill endangered animals in the US. Most trophies taken in North America are animals who are part of actively managed populations, permits are given out only at sustainable levels, and only animals of a certain sex and age are allowed to be taken. Most animals are also eaten.

I…

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT

Seriously, fuck Cosmo for this bullshit. Tiger penis as an aphrodisiac isn't just "weird" and doesn't just involve "animals suffering"—it's profoundly destructive and disgustingly ignorant. They seemingly conveniently forgot (as if they even knew in the first place) to mention that the Chinese, thanks to some…