It was pretty bleak and kind of a slog but goddamn everything about it was just gorgeous to look at. The cinematography, the costumes, the scenery, everything. Its worth seeing just for that.

because the horn is fake and the iron islanders are boring and lame.

To be fair the hyena has a muzzle on and the cheetah is on a leash. That’s responsible pet ownership regardless of the animal.

I saw the title illustration and I totally though, “Yeah, snakes are definitely harming children somewhere and children should definitely be scared of snakes”. I felt vindicated in my snake paranoia when it was actually on the list.

you get a star for George Carlin. Goddamn he was funny.

crusty jugglers.

Cheryl Shuman, cameron diaz, and fergie are all hippies. I don’t care how much gold tin foil they wrap their weed in.

Am I to assume from these tweets that Disney owns Cap's suit and shield and only loans it out to him?

Giuliani has been selling out his own from day one for personal gain. Fuck him. He is the worst type of politician. His insincerity makes me fucking cringe.

I kinda like her too. Her personality is so abrasive it's kind of amazing and she's a phenomenal shit talker. I wish I liked more than just one of her songs.

I'm sure there were studio executives that said this exact thing, plus if it was two movies that's twice the money but since they went with one I gotta assume that the latter part with the hybrid dinosaur is too weak to be its own film.

I'm sure there were studio executives that said this exact thing plus if it was two movies that's twice the money but since they went with one I gotta assume that the latter part with the hybrid dinosaur is too weak to be its own film.

Swimming for PE was such bullshit to begin with. I don't get why that was part of the class at all.

do people still listen to Eminem?

I am declaring war on Kirk Cameron.

If you are sober enough to deal with the crowds and the shopping, you are not celebrating thanksgiving correctly anyway.

Pine Trees do not even have fruit!

what is dead may never die

who's sober enough/not too hungover after thanksgiving to drive to the store to go shopping? If you are, your doing it wrong.