Yeah, Umbridge was a fucking monster. I really don't care to learn her backstory at all .

these busses are the laziest and worst way to experience a new city, even without bigoted guides.

Nope.

"there is only one return, and its of the jedi."

I do this too!! its so much fun! some other good ones are;

I don't think "stark naked" was a good choice of words, in the linked tmz article.

I, for one, am much more excited about a simpsons/futurama crossover. I haven't watched family guy in years and only watch the simpsons once in a while, but Futurama was outstanding and blew both shows out of the water.

everyone knows that "Good King Wenceslas" is the best christmas song.

"It's obvious that there is a deliberate attempt to snuff out the holy root that has produced all this wonderful Christmas-time fruit."

I could be wrong but I thought the movement after cutting off the head was due to involuntary muscle spasms, not because the snake is actually still alive. Anyway, always bury the head after you kill the snake so no one accidentally touches it.

Whenever people refer to church "elders", I always imagine a bunch of old men dressed suspiciously like Emperor Palpatine, in a dark room, speaking in hushed tones about how they can bring armageddon to earth faster so Jesus can return.

gold. pure gold