J. Jonah Jameson would have had the scoop by now.

Worst. Doctor. Ever.

which is why we should be pouring all our resources into steam.

pictured: downtown Phoenix

On a quick scroll I thought that was a Dart hatch.

You make a perfect demonstration of the oxymoron where it's 'adult' to be submissive and obedient like a good child.

You can call it anything you want, but to call it adult behavior is not correct, it's the ideal behavior of a child. These rules, laws, what-have-you are enforced as one enforces rules on a child. He…

Jeeze...and all the time I thought registration was just a way for the state to collect yet more of my money. Don't know about Tokyo, but here on the West Coast the further away from Canada you are, the more you pay for the same piece of paper...which has nothing to do with how safe you or your car are...and…

But if you buy a Land Cruiser, you can drive as the crow flies, meaning less miles traveled.

How is this worse than the Critical Mass that those spandex clad bikers stage monthly, up there?

Patrick, we in the Jalop community forgive you and your criminal record. Now, onto the memes!

Really? Speeding tickets are really easy to fight here, the limits are pretty high, speed traps are illegal (along with speed cameras) and most cops do not care if you are not being reckless.

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You are possibly the only one who doesn't realize this is Foxtrot Alpha

This never would have happened in a hand-cranked coal dust-powered diesel with a manual 2-speed gearbox, since you can't accidentally swivel the tiller AND stokulate the collective at the same time unless you magically had two manservants tending to the axle directional and your clutch pack happened to be perfectly…

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and be one of the first to disagree with Automatic Transmissions being added. Yes, they're good for the reasons you stated but I would argue that's more than offset by people being free to drive with one hand or with a knee/leg and mess with phones, makeup, food, shaving, etc.

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That depends on which end you're at. :)

Deep down, Saabists love being ignored because it lets them point out how obscure they really are.

If you want racist, you should learn the reality of Lincoln instead of the myth. This is a guy who opposed slavery in new states because he didn't want black people living in them. A person who wanted all black people shipped off to Africa. Wars need excuses to sell them too. Noble causes. Otherwise people won't fight…

I wanna start the American counterpoint by founding a club where members take old Volvos, DAFs and Saabs and equip them w rally accessories and giant Swedish flags hanging out the back, and cruise up and down the boulevard cranking Abba and Roxette.