Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.'s saved articles

cool, I’ve been on the hunt for some freelance writing for a while now.

Man on sidewalk: Jeez Louise these new Hondas may be great cars under the skin but oh so ugly, they make my eyes bleed Read more

Kinja knows clickbait? But Kinja is clickbait...

What you want is a real 6r4.

No, he was porking her, but the smell got too bad. Read more

I resemble that description ...

I guess there isn't really a point to all of the speculation and fear everybody has. What happens happens.

In all honesty, he is 1o0% right. I have a terrible leak but denial is a part of the addiction.

Why? You can pick up non runners for pocket change. I’ve owned 8 vintage scoots and mopeds at this point each was bought and fixed for under $100 and sold for a profit. It’s a great low budget way to get into flipping.

You say “again” in that tense implying that Japan actually ever stopped being weird. I can assure you this is definitely not the case.

I have to say as an NYC rider/commuter who rides within the law and with courtesy (who also puts up with a lot of shit and near misses from cars daily), the NYPD has been out in full force harassing ALL 2 wheel riders the past couple months. Read more

And the message is that we are too stupid to sell them at auction to recoup the money that taxpayers spent on apprehending the criminals and impounding their machines. We will just throw that money down the drain to make a statement of questionable value.

Nuclear wessels!

It takes more than 6 people statewide to work an entire factory

As a middle aged white guy this really offends me. I’d tell him that his car was assembled by muslims in England.