It really is either bat out of hell fast or gridlock out here. That's for sure.

Not to be insensitive Patrick, but now you can sell autographed copies of your mugshot with the Jalopnik logo on them. Lemons into lemonade, my friend.

Lee was from Virginia and was a major historical figure in American history. It isn't odd that he has a stature there. If you've ever been to Arlington Cemetery, then you've been to his old plantation.

Ca, bad? do you live in a different California than I do? Cruising speed is 80. You've got to hit triple digits before eyebrows get raised.....but then again, they do shoot first when you do that out here...so there's that.

The painful part of this is all of the pepper/hot oils on Kimchi that could have gotten in his eyes.

You will be in "Barn find" country. I suggest you begin exploring..

Torch, will you still be writing on here? Also, since you will be in NC, I guess that will make you the de facto NASAR reporter now, huh?

The Ford Fairmont Futura was the only interesting thing on this list. .....

9 mpg is about what my brother got in his, too.

And don't forget gas. Since those get about the same gas mileage as just pouring it straight on the ground factored in with the price of gas these days, your teenager won't have any money to buy drugs or booze.

Nothing you do will ever approach this level of dedication/insanity/coolness.

This article finally puts this .gif into perspective.

Over here does not mean Canada. And it never will until we make you an official state! (I kid, I kid! I'm just jealous of your ability to import kei cars. )

You seem to be forgetting about VW "reliability"

I'm not gonna lie, that Duster and that kit bug would be just right for a lot of fun for me.

Too bad we don't get that one over here.

Plus, it resembles the first Batmobile.

Yeah, that MPG will really make up for the price.

The corpse of Fisker isn't even cold yet, but I choose them. I think a car that pretty should be on the roads, be it electric, hybrid or fire spitting v8....Damn they were too pretty to die so young.

Dodge did that back in the 60's with research going into the early 70's. They couldn;t get it to go past 400 feet or so.