As a certified extremely nearsighted person, I took off my glasses and rolled to the end of my office to see if being blind would really improve the looks of the buck-toothed grille. Instead of doing so, it actually smoothed it out into what appeared to be the impression of two buttcheeks in a soft sofa. This made it…

Get me this powertrain in the Grand Cherokee L, that is what I have been waiting for. The XC90 makes a lousy 3 row SUV - it just is too small, the GC-L with this PHEV powertrain gets it as close to the Pacifica hybrid in terms of efficiency and space without having to go to the minivan look that so many dislike.

Maybe they were all making a pilgrimage of sorts to the dealer for repairs?

Like I’m going to pay any attention to the opinion of the idiot that plugged a known compromised computer directly to the main network, which led to the head of his agency getting murdered.

You probably had to yell in German.

This. This is what makes this site awesome to visit.

Tracy is going to grow up to be some wide-eyed kid’s weird uncle. I mean, the kid is going to go to school, and he is going to have stories.

When you get the car, please keep a running tally of the times you say to yourself “well that’s fucking stupid”.

These “hard braking/accelerating” and “aggressive turning” penalties on this and all the other “safe driving” apps bother me so much. It wouldn’t be so bad if the thresholds for “unsafe” were like twice as high. Just because I am “aggressive” in those respects doesn’t mean I am unsafe. As mentioned, 0.3 g of braking…

Yeah DuPont is one of those companies that if you took away the stuff they invented the world would be significantly different. I worked for them during their celebration for their 200th year on the stock market and at one of the picnics the company historian (yes this was a legit job) was going over several facts and…

TURKS and features!

I think where it goes wrong is in villainizing individuals for problems that were endemic to society during the periods in question. Industrial workers in the 19th century were treated horribly across all industries. That doesn’t excuse people for their behavior, but simply conforming to the standards of the day…

While informative, the perspective of the writer is so biased as to make this article unreadable.  While enjoying the arrogance of perfect hindsight, having to plow through his bias is impossible.  While we now have a pretty clear view of how lead in gasoline pollutes, at the time of the innovation, it was seen as a…

You pick it up and carry it home.

> automated rubbernecking

Oh, you mean Robonecking

Eric is the lead ballast that will go down with the Jalopnik ship if the last 3 or so talented writers leave.

All of that just to get to the last paragraph where Shilling can finally say what he wants to. As if increasing taxes will influence any of the numerous other factors that have caused the recent spike in used and new car prices...what an absolute moron.

You know, I hear there’s some space in the back parking lot of Cesar’s in Vegas, they might want to set up some cones there, and race.  

That may involve calling a few people and doing other stuff that some call “journalism”.