Adrian van Hooydonk. I still refuse to accept that this is a real person. 

Wow, the driver could have been krilled.

I think this has been answered in brief by other comment, but if you want a full industrial organization answer, here goes:

Its less bad than I was thinking... maybe even interesting.

I dig it and I hope it sells well. Having said that, I hope this helps trickle down the tech to less fancy, more affordable trucks in the near future for us plebs. Fingers crossed that the upcoming Chevy and Ford EV trucks are reasonably priced. I just want a basic electric truck that doesn’t cost more than house what…

I don’t think he’s suggesting it should be free, I think he’s saying Tesla shouldn’t be making it this difficult to request a refund or unintentional purchases, or purchases that a buyer quickly realizes they don’t want. I can call Amazon or Apple and get a refund for software purchases in about five minutes. Tesla…

Now that Andrew is leaving I’m 1 Torchinsky and 1 Tracy away from never visiting this site again

This is absolutely true. There’s no way that auto manufacturers can take Jalopnik, as a automotive website, seriously anymore. The hot takes, personal bias, and political rants of some of the few who have stayed have dragged this website down.  If I was Tesla, I’d tell Jalopnik to go pound sand too.  Heck, Nissan gave…

Maybe if you quit joking around and sent them serious questions they might respond?

I still get notices from Honda for my 2003 Accord that I traded in ~10 years ago. I’ve told them repeatedly I no longer own the car. Who knows if it’s even still on the road.

Once Tesla hears that you didn’t pay for the optional convertible package, you’ll be getting a bill in the mail.  

Hey, Cyril. Sorry about shit-talking your power units for all those years, how’s about a reunion?

Despite the Tesla hate around here.. they are the only real viable electric car out there. Their ranges are the best, and theirs is the only charging network you can actually rely on.

Yes but

5th gear.  I miss Doug’s articles.  They are what brought me to Jalopnik.  His stories of his Carmax warrantied Range Rover are still my favorite articles of all time.  

I kept thinking we could have been watching Amy Klobuchar and John Kasich debate last night, but no. We're too effing dumb to take substance over flash.

The moderator should have a button to shut off someone’s mic when they’re speaking out of turn. Or their mics should just be off when it’s not their turn by default.  

When they told me this on the phone, I soiled myself with absolute unbounded opulence, like decanting an entire garbage bag full of chili into my trousers.

All great questions. This article should be a thought exercise along the lines of “what would happen if the ban went into effect tomorrow?”

Instead, we have from-the-hip word vomit with absolutely zero critical thought put into it. Like most things Raph and Erik spit out, this take seems to be nothing more than being…

I saw the header image on twitter and was like “this is a torch post, look at that crazy truc...” and then recoiled in horror at the fact that it wasn’t really shopped much at all.