What!!..? No more Fancy Kristen.....!?

Build ships in non-US shipyards? Fuck you!

It’s obvious why it’s a dud. It’s boring for a flagship.

Saw the chart, was not particularly impressed.

GR86: please be a liftback, please be a liftback, please be a liftback...

‘I’ve never bought an automobile with the intention of selling it for a profit’.

F1 will survive, for better or worse.

With an extra year to develop their cars, Williams may challenge the second last back markers in 2021!

You see, Jalopnik did a site-wide audit, and your name came up as one that did not originally pay to be out of the greys . . .

a virus genetically engineered by a consortium of HOA presidents dedicated to the total and complete destruction of fun on Earth

“stick to sports” Deadspin coming back the same week that every major sporting event for the next >3 months has been cancelled is...something else. 

Deadspin is Back!

Because in a world where everything is shrouded in cheap plastic, an exposed fastener is like a beacon of engineering honesty shining through a thick fog of skeuomorphic tat.

But they are already there. Apart from the cost of the gas and tires they use, what do they have to lose? Treat it as a test and shakedown session

Without world championship points, there is no motivation for the teams to attend other than to treat it as a test session. Points are money to the teams.

(will get out of the grays someday when someone realizes I am not insane)

The circuit at Albert Park is constructed literally on a park. I’d imagine that although it’s not something like a temporary street circuit there was still a tremendous amount of build up to the race itself; literally. Walls have to be moved into place, pit facilities assembled, ad hoardings and gantries constructed,…

Hmm, I would assume the bread would be inserted on the sides.

This is the best article I’ve read on Jalopnik in years. Seriously, good shit. Christian is fast becoming a huge inspiration for me.

You know what I don’t need? Screens that stretch from pillar to pillar. There are a limited number of things I need to know while I’m driving. Speed, maybe the remaining range, and then the info about what song is playing, or what playlist I’m on.

I guess I’m too much “the poors” to understand, but, BMW and MB’s design language has largely gone off the rails. (Audi, you’re on “Uggo-Watch”) There’s still some good holdouts (M2/240i, etc) but all the newer designs coming out are... eugh.ghhkhkghkhgkghkkkpbbbt....