The Death Star can travel through space. The thing has a hyperdrive. Regardless of size or whatever name people decide to call it, it's definitely a ship. A really, really BIG ship.

"That's no moon... That's a spaceship!"

I swear this will be expanded into a movie. A lot of those jokes could easily be made into full scenes, plus there could be the obligatory cameo from a legendary NFL coach (I'm guessing either Ditka or Parcells, although Jim Harbaugh would be fantastic). It would be extremely cheap to make, and millions would go see…

Producer at KTVU: Luk Fo Wok

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

^—-called it