I still want an explanation on where the matter came from.

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This is fundamentally my biggest problem with atheistic theology. The law of the conservation of energy is the most fundamental law there is. With out it, there is no quantum physics, no relativity, no evolution, no science. But, yet, at some point you have to acknowledge that for the Universe to exist, the…

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WTF?! That was a horrible idea. I think it would have been better to make the giveaway like a "Wipeout" style obstacle course and make people make fools out of themselves to prove how badly they want the phone. At least they could have gotten a lot of laughs out of it. And then put it on youtube and watch it go…

This product looks amazing. I immediately know two places I will use this. 1. white sneakers and 2. neck ties. Now I'll be able to eat spaghetti, a husky burrito filled with extra sauce, a hot dog piled with fixins or whatever deliciously messy food I want to eat. No more buying replacement ties! (*rubbing hands…