Sorry to hear that. Well I like your screen name though. I liked Mark Jackson as a commentator.

Is it possible to take a pic of a middle-aged depressed person that would show their shattered hopes and dreams? I think that's a winner right there!

How does the "model" prep for such a "shoot"? Eat a ton of beans? Taco Bell? Be lactose-intolerant and drink milk and eat cheese?

It really bothers me what people consider "art" nowadays. This was disturbing. Why did the "model/performer/farter" have to be old and fat? And why did he have to be fully naked?

That definitely can be true too. I've gotten into arguments with my ex because she took too long walking around and I was tired and wanted to get out of there. Shopping is not meant to be a joint activity between men and women.

It's about time!!!!! Assembling IKEA furniture with a significant other can cause and has caused breakups

I seriously doubt thieves would know or care to look up how to do something like this. How many criminals do you think glance at tech blog sites daily?

The very first sentence made me laugh. LOL. But only a year for robbery?! I guess his disfigurement was punishment enough

I don't think the buyer is the "jackass paying $123 just to crack open some random safe" because he could have easily kept it for personal use and not purely to just open the safe. But the seller, in my opinion, should have thought that this safe is locked for a reason. I think I would have invested the time and…

You obviously didn't read what I said. The iPhone that is free on contract was not MADE to be cheap or free. The price was reduced. I addressed this in my comment.

Smaller iPhone?! That's stupid. Apple isn't in the business of making "affordable" (cheap) products just to compete. Did you not hear how many iPhones were sold last quarter? Did you not notice that shares reached $500? People pay for quality products. They don't need to dumb down the iPhone to appeal to a larger…

LOL

Giz must be deathly allergic to Apple events because you're doing any and everything you can to stay away from them. I mean you MIGHT have gotten an invite again sometime in the future due to Steve Jobs not being around to revoke your invitation, but blatantly and joyfully broadcasting Apple's flaws will get you an…

He was lost, sold on ebay, and will be leaked on Apple's website months before you can produce another intern.

This company will give a new meaning to "RIM".

I bought an iPhone 4 hours after it came out. Admittedly, I had a case on it for maybe a couple of weeks and couldn't take the case anymore because it was ruining the beauty of the phone and gave it more bulk than a chubby in tighty whities. My iPhone 4 is still in tack and I have no cracked my screen. I have a few…

It should be this easy to get my tax refund. I'll gladly accept this type of instant payment. They don't hesitate to gang rape my paychecks!

Apple could buy the presidential election and force the government to give them a 0% tax rate. Who cares what happens after that.

Apple can buy me for a cool $1 billion and they'd still have $45.33 billion left. I think that's a steal!

You may be right but they had to give the politically correct and unbiased answer. Keep the lie alive!