I just ate dinner and now I’m hungry again, thanks! Just had to go get Lebanese food instead of chicken for dinner. It was great but... Damn.
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We get paychecks at work via UPS (hush we’re a tiny outfit). Our old UPS guy was the bomb - we *had his cell number* ffs, and he gave us a heads up every time they tried to “optimize” his route and he’d be showing up at a different time. Now we’re lucky to get checks by 5 PM, sigh.
SERIOUSLY.
What the hell can you even say? I would like to slap each and every member of the jury, but other than that. Jesus.
You gotta have paprika.
Damn good writing and reporting. TY.
One day a month on a Saturday isn’t entirely unreasonable if they’re chill the other 27-30 days. Just saying.
I stopped reading at some people work at night. In my house in the past few years, we’ve had start times at:
Because I Am Lazy, whenever we get a new neighbor I introduce myself, we exchange #s, and I mention while we’re generally chill my BF works at an absurdly early hour and our walls/floors suck.
UPDATE
My old replies under Super Karate Monkey Death Car were inexplicably deleated long ago.
Seems a silly rule of thumb.
I used to work front of shop at a bakery, and one of the little joys was passing on customer love to the folks in the back of the shop. They knew they made good food and all, but actually hearing what folks told me apparently made many a person’s day. Especially those who worked the ovens in the middle of the summer,…
Think you gotta do #WhereIsMelania for the Twitter... Which is picking up from the looks of it.
HAHAHA her response is fucking adorable in its stupidity. Thanks for sharing that.
Jesus Christ your argument is nonsense.
Bingo. Wouldn’t actively choose to listen to say R Kelly but it’s helpful that I won’t accidentally do so while pulling up a 90s hits playlist or some shit.
Goddamn if that isn’t the best tweet of all time.
By your own standards 1) doesn’t hold. I gave his story the time of day but didn’t jump on the bandwagon - it was strangethat others weren’t emboldened to share similar experiences when this blew up - strange and kind of suspect. To be expected at some points in the recent past, but not at the height of #metoo (and…