WTF is with you perpetually kneeling at the altar of Fleetwood Mac?

that's opinion, not news!

I'd say the bowler-hatted Englishman who nicks Homer's sugar when he let his guard down and who would do it again, but I don't know what his name is.

No, we won't be telling them that.

Only Pele has an acting school AND the lucrative Crestfield wax paper endorsement deal.

please tell me your nickname is from Jim Walcott's failed attempt at telling a joke.

Why, *you'd* have to get up!"

Including him in the list would be ironic, to say the least.

That guy and "You Sicken Me Guy" FTW.

Tibor never even appears on-screen. Now *that's* an obscure character!

Apt.

Gentlemen, to evil!

way to overreact, AV Club poster.

Why is Carl mentioned but Lenny isn't? Lenny's a war hero.

Buy my DVD box set! Buy my DVD box set!

I don't mind Johnny Depp, but I admit I'd like to see him punched, just to see what would happen. I think he'd shatter like an ice sculpture.

There's this Burns line from the Loch Ness monster ep that I try to quote as often as possible, because it kills me:

when I saw this thread you were all such jerks, but now I've come to looooove your quirks.

No nod to "Just Stamp the Ticket Guy"?!

"Pumpkin"?