I’m trying to figure out the market for this. It’s a Camry, so should perform daily driving tasks with aplomb, despite its geriatric (in car years) age. If you are going to go with a ‘95 anything as a daily, this is probably a better choice than most, but you probably aren’t looking at ‘95s for a daily. That leaves…

Not to mention the guy in the Amigo.

Does Newman’s mail truck count?

It’s not likely to work out for her, but hopefully the civil infraction and court costs are worth it to her.

I, too, had a pit/lab mix. She was great at making people think they would get eaten if they came in the house. But, she would have been awful if they had come in, because she would have just rolled over for pets and probably helped them carry stuff they wanted to steal out. Although, I 100% believe she would have…

Oh what the fuck, this article is really poorly written: “Seeing as Schnapp was one of the breakout stars of the show, and the entire country has watched him mature from pipsqueak to fully-evolved teenager complete with a shockingly deep voice that triggers me all the way back to my high school cafeteria, the actor…

Emily is also a pervert by the tone of this article. 

Hey, Emily, don’t be a hack. Respond to these criticisms of your terrible take where you blame a child for an adult’s predatory behavior.

Yeah, let’s call the 17 year old a “little shit” for exposing a 26 year old acting like a thirsty creep in their DMs. Vile.

Aww man, how cool! Putting this man’s hateful words into a video game background and giving him exponentially more exposure!

Holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you, Emily?

Doja is an adult, messaging a child actor, asking him to help her sleep with his adult co-star.

THAT is what happened here.  Fuck right off with this horrible take.

Famous 26-year-old Female Singer DMs Underaged Male Child Actor To Facilitate Sexual Encounter With Another

Maybe, but we love to see accountability for rising movie stars who typically go on to be entitled fuckboys, and this is probably a good way for Schnapp to learn not to violate a woman’s privacy. If a little shit shared my DM slides, I’d probably be pissed too.

Y’all are fucking immoral as hell here, huh?

No lie, if drake can get called out for some predatory shit for texting MBB, we gotta do the same to her.

I realize that everyone is focusing on doja but shouldn’t we also be discussing the fact that the person who wrote this is not only also weirdly fantasizing about a child but also in all likelihood even older than doja?

Maybe, but we love to see accountability for rising movie stars who typically go on to be entitled fuckboys, and this is probably a good way for Schnapp to learn not to violate a woman’s privacy. If a little shit shared my DM slides, I’d probably be pissed too.

She says she’s “only ever had botox” like she didn’t have a completely different face like 12 years ago.

Labeling someone a billionaire for an illiquid holding in a private company is a joke anyway. Like a millionaire, it means you have that much available wealth. Elizabeth Holmes was a billionaire by virtue of her Theranos holdings, which she could never have sold for cash for anywhere near that amount. Anyone with half…

You know, there's several other people being detained by Russia that did not exhibit the arrogance or stupidity of bringing drugs through the airport in Russia. Why don't you write about them?