No, I'm with you. I'm watching every episode. I just think those particular scenes would work just as well if they just replaced all of the words with "business".

I have dry hands as well, and I love Crabtree & Evelyn's Gardeners Hand Therapy. It works very well and smells great, and the tube is cute. It's also not super expensive. Oh, and it's not greasy at all, sinks in, and really does make your hands softy soft soft.

No one "needs" an epidural either but some people find they very much want them. Same for doulas.

Less connection with a community of women familiar with the birthing process, nursing and early home care of a child? It seems as though up until my grandparents generation (and my poor, rural, southern grandma birthed most of her kids at home) women had babies in the company of family, usually mothers, grandmothers,…

I'm gonna be that other person: kids wear sunglasses for the same reason adults do - to protect their eyes from UV damage.

Lazy? Dear lord! I do think we forget that life is for the living- I'm certain that most people do not have the strength and energy to mourn two tragic deaths that occured in close proximity anyway in a drawn out thing. It's not like we're obligated to suffer as much as possible when a family member dies!

I just sneezed and got a fun panty favor

"Oh no, I love Mindy Kaling but hate all the Kardashians!" scream all the people who don't understand that a cornerstone of every Mindy Kaling character is her exuberant, unabashed love for everything pop culture. Like, one of her primary points with these characters is that type of judgment is inherently based in…

ok like yeah but like

I would trade all other current sitcoms for Happy Endings to return.

Sometimes it helps to look at the same type of scenario with a non-sexual action:

brb, going to law school for the sole purpose of becoming an expert in Space Law

Does the "man flu" involve cock sneezes?

Is this what being a hipster feels like? I LIKED HAIM BEFORE THEY WERE COOL, GUYS!

I've got quotes too. "No one will look up to you when you look down on everyone."

I admire your taste, you bitch.

I hope he finds out he is number 4 in the rotation because his dick game is kind of weak.

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."