See I totally identify with Adam & Christina. Our 3rd kid has autism spectrum disorder (formerly Aspergers) and the fighting so incredibly hard for you challenged child that you forget your "normal" child has needs and challenges but you're just so fucking tired of fighting so you just hope if nothing else they learn…

I LOVE my weekly Parenthood cry. My tissues are ready! And Mark, I will throw down with you over this.

I was thinking about their love songs and how they're actually perfectly honest reflections on the way that most 23 year-old dudes view love. To them, true romance is a girl who comes to all of your shows and doesn't expect anything back from you.

RUBY RUBY RUBY SOHO!

Blink 182 captured what it's like to be a 13-14 year old boy better than any band in history. I can put on any one of their albums up through take off your pants and jacket (get it!) and immediately be transported back to a time when sex was something I joked about with my friends but was desperately afraid of having.…

YEAH. I was "punk rock" in high school, which basically means I wore shiny combat boots from Hot Topic and knew who Rancid was. I had a boyfriend who made me glue his hair (glue.) into a mohawk. I thought Blink 182 "sold out", which in retrospect is completely hilarious. But then, most things you do at 13 end up being…

FUUUUUUUUUCK. I need to catch up on these episodes. I wish I didn't have to watch Terrence Howard in order to follow the show. GD.

Hmm. If she wrote this to her friends, then how do you explain Jezebel writers being privy to the email? Clearly, someone else on the mailing list felt similarly to what was penned here and felt the need to share it, in order to enlighten the masses. While some of what your friend wrote was worthwhile, other parts…

I'm a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets.

Back before my face and body submitted to gravity, I spent two years shaking my ass at a relatively 'classy' chain in the south. We had to wear gowns on the floor while cruisin' for customers, and if some of the more *assertive* ladies happened to catch anyone giving extras in the VIP, they would get the shit kicked…

We need to take this to its next logical conclusion and have the mothers of Congressional members present when they vote on bills that mandate paid maternity/sick leave or restrict access to abortion.

A guy once followed me and kept shoving his phone in my face demanding I give him my number. This went on for like five minutes of my walk. Eventually I grabbed it, went to the "mom" contact and threatened to call her. He hightailed it very quickly.

And that is the most useless takeaway one could possibly have from this article, congratulations.

Yeah but

It is fun if you're privileged enough to not have to drag your ass to work and fear getting fired. I live in a city where we get a couple of snow storms a year that cause office or school closures, and it is VERY stressful trying to figure out if schools and work are open, and if they are, how to get there/whether to…

They SHOULD be laughing at me; I'm fucking hilarious.

"You guys know about vampires?" Diaz asked. "You know, vampires have no reflections in a mirror? There's this idea that monsters don't have reflections in a mirror. And what I've always thought isn't that monsters don't have reflections in a mirror. It's that if you want to make a human being into a monster, deny…

My ex-husband, at least while I was married to him. Because he felt less manly or something if he didn't get me off just through the power of his mighty meat-rod. Which of course never happened.

I have been on both sides of *that* bed and was never bothered either way. If you are an adult and deny yourself pleasure, or others pleasure, based on the idea that masturbation should be something you do alone, when you're sharing a bed with an intimate partner, maybe it's time to open up to the concept that sex…