I have found that it's the people who post the most pics of themselves and their friends "having fun" that are the least happy. People who are secure don't need to prove how happy they are on social media.

It's a Swanson-approved tactic.

Those aren't just girlfriends, that's Haim!

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

One, it's an Orange Is the New Black reference. Two, I do refer to the other Michelle Williams as The White Michelle Williams. Three, I'm going to continue doing it.

The other lesson is that people who just don't quite cut it love to tear down those who do.

Oh well, thank god Miss Trainor is behaving modestly for the children.

Honestly how is it even debatable that it's sexist? I don't understand. Sure, it's not aggressively sexist and it doesn't seem like the reporter was trying to be a dick, but what about a request for a woman to twirl like a little girl is not completely infantalizing and playing in bullshit stereotypes?

It's so true. As much shit as women have to listen to about how we're bitchy/overemotional/irrational when we have PMS, we rarely get credit for just sucking it up and living our lives as though it's totally normal that we're constantly bleeding and gassy and feeling like there are knives stabbing our ovaries. And…

It boggles my mind that talking about periods is such a taboo. When I got serious with ballsmcgee I made a conscious decision to be open with him about it (not GRAPHIC, but just frank) because I refuse to hide/be ashamed of something that's going to happen to me one week per month (I have a long, heavy flow thanks to…

Let's call it what it is: I don't feel like attending my fucking running club tonight because I'm bloated, exhausted, and bleeding profusely every time I sneeze. If I had to do hill repeats on my period, I'd probably hemorrhage and die, discomforting our running coach who has legit shat himself during a marathon but…

Everyone loves who they love, but there's a fine line between preference and pathology. This stuff doesn't bother me as much as it used to. I'm a black woman (a pretty good lookin' one if I do say so myself). And I always get checked out by the black guy dating his non-black girlfriend. But I don't let it get to me.…

I went to Miss Porter's School for girls (aka Jackie Kennedy's high school). My newsfeed was clogged with my classmates' disapproval of the Lilly/Target collaboration...when I tried to call them out on how they were just upset poor people would be wearing Lilly they pretty much all talked down to me by trying to…

I think it's the people decrying the Target collaboration that don't get it. I mean, the line developed out of her need to have cheap cotton dresses that wouldn't show stains, FFS. Jackie Kennedy wore them on family vacations for the same reason - kids are dirty, and she had a lot of them. Honestly, based on my…

I am very invested in my job. Several typos that were almost immediately fixed don't really speak to how invested I am in my job or not. The fact that I have this blogging format downloaded onto every one of my electronic devices to write stories as quickly as possible if/when they break? Maybe a little more so. All…

Thank God he's "grown so much."

.....can't tell if serious.

I mean if "your mom masturbates to make her depression go away" is the new "your mom goes to college," I'm okay with it.

It's not even New Age or hipster!

I'm a Captain at Southwest Airlines and have had a lucky career path via civilian. My answer to the last question is also a resounding "Don't do it." It is a career path that doesn't reward your abilities or hard work just your timing. It takes a lot of time, money, education to become a pilot and the end result is…