LOLLLL. Asking a friend's parents to drive you somewhere is TOTES THE SAME as asking a friend's parent to take you to prom and then blasting pictures of her in a bikini on Twitter to see if you could really get her to do it.

Well, it's impossible to achieve equality when I'm such a wicked bowler. Lol.

How did he not pull this off? This was beautiful and he felt the energy of the music and choreography and it showed through his body. I'm having a hard time seeing why everyone is hating on this.

The nude leotard is nude because Sia wanted to strip everything from the dancers and make them seem vulnerable, which reflects the feelings she had as a child. Maddie represents a young Sia, hence the wig - it's the same cut as Sia's hair. Shia is supposed to evoke her father who dealt with mulitple personality…

I actually genuinely enjoyed this. It's a father in his cage of whatever is holding him down in place. The daughter, while in there, is very angry and clearly doesn't want to be there, and when the father tries to act affectionate she rebels and attacks, clearly not comfortable in that zone like he is. She gets out of…

"I mean, time and age are really irrelevant to me... Sometimes, I think I'm trapped in the age that I started this. I'm trapped at 23."

This reminds me of the famous Onion article, "Marilyn Mansion Now Going Door-to-Door Trying to Shock People."

That evening, Linda Schmidt was preparing to drive her daughter Alyssa to a Girl Scouts meeting when she found Manson standing on her porch draped in sheep entrails.

"We like to consider ourselves 12th-graders, the guys with more experience than the ninth-graders, the ones that the girls want to fuck."

I'm the third act of every movie you've ever seen

wait so like

I rilly hope the mother is going to be the one to teach their daughter how to remove a tampon.

On a side note, interesting that they chose cremation since, as Christians, they believe a body is needed for the second coming/day of judgment. Either they wanted to deny that for their child or they were afraid a daughter would be there on judgment day.

In reverse it appears she is picking her nose and then putting something on his neck...

Mark the property brothers are far too into themselves, it's all about Scott McGillvary on income property.

I would not be at all surprised, though, if the president scheduled his golf game and was never informed that it conflicted with a wedding. Most likely the admin there prioritizes the president over everything else, and didn't even tell him.

kim isn't a genius, but can we stop acting like she's an idiot? you don't turn a leaked sex tape into a massive business empire by being an idiot- and before anyone complete loses their shit and tells me NO SHE HAS PPL FOR THAT- fucking look me in the eye and find me a huge success story that doesn't have 'people.'…

When lil' Arianna is a grown-up, she will be handing out this pamphlet: