Right. “Thank you for putting on the sports career fair! My favorite part was when we found out there were no sports jobs outside of ticket sales!”

I was also in attendance and outside of a handful of actual “Sports” jobs, the rest were all random non-sports related MLM’s telling everyone who walked by they would be a perfect fit for their organization, without even glancing at their resume. THEY MUST BE GENIES OR SOMETHING!
Granted I fucked up when I chose to…