Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Heh, my wife is right here crying with me. A Phillies and Yanks fan crying about a really awesome Marlins pitcher taken too soon. Ugh...

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

That GIF is the reaction I had to watching the GIF in the first place.

We had dogs when I was growing up. They were great when I was younger and I still appreciated them as I got in to high school and college. Then one of them got cancerous growths between her hind legs. Her spine started curling up like a shrimp and she had trouble controlling her bowels. It would’ve cost $2000 for…