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Bela out.

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I occasionally - occasionally - will do a ;) in a work email, because the two guys that I work with are kind of dour and, well, fuck, I'm not, really, and even if I was I wouldn't bring that shit to work.

Going out on top. Very nice.

Older friend of mine got a place not far from there in '99. I remember all you could see across the street was, literally, a burned-out building, a vacant lot, and another burned-out building. It was… interesting. He lived there for four years and never got fucked with, though, and his place was huge and dirt cheap.…

The rents will go up, sure (the goddamn rent is going up everywhere, no matter what) but Queens is just too sprawling and ornery to become a brand name. Plus, I think it's always gonna have that Queensy, aluminum awning, grandmothers in housecoats air to it. Except the parts of Queens that abut Bklyn, of course.

I completely missed that.

No. Stop that.

I didn't think I was rehabilitated, but, ah… I guess they needed the extra bed.

Most probably. But what if Lil Wayne drove his car into Jrue Holiday's house?

Beautiful, Shulkie. Just beautiful.

Nah, I'll be up and around. Most likely screaming.

The question is, could Lil Wayne drive his car through a rich dude's living room window in New Orleans? Billy got lucky that he was at home when he did it. There is much hometown appreciation of Billy Joel out east, even though he's from Massapequa or some other west island hellhole.

That's fucking beautiful, man.

Tonight is about benevolence, my dear Count.

That line got me laid once. I shit you not.

Volumes one and two.