(grunts) You're right, you're aaabsolutely right.

Not as long as you cite me. (And put in a good word for me if it works.)

What makes anything work? Sex and free stuff.

I hope you die and get ate up by worms.

Superstore is watchable for what it is. High praise, I know.

Oh, I wasn't being sarcastic. I was really young when it was on, but I remember being very intrigued by it. And my mother loooooved it.

You know, looking at that picture, I can't imagine why John Krasinski wasn't a huge movie star. He just exudes charisma.

I see that and raise you The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd.

oh Jesus

Robert California (shudder)

Someone somewhere has to do a show about a sanitation/streets department someday soon. Those guys are fucking nuts.

That's actually pretty accurate. What the hell is 'Great News', though?

They could do The Office, but it'd probably mostly be downsizing at this point. Or people working insane hours for middling compensation. In other words, more depressing than the UK Office. (Which I could maybe get behind.)

I've never seen that, but I'm going to say no. Funny is funny.

I'd probably watch all of these.

Can I introduce you to some hiring managers?

Shit, it is? That explains a lot.

I love her to death, and you can fuck right off if you don't.

I'm doing it right now.

Man, I tried. I just couldn't do it.