You ever see a picture of Pete Buck when he was 22? Huuuuuuge dork. Give him this one.

I'm into this. But then, I like old guys who don't give a shit.

That person should be fired.

Will watching it kill time, or kill me?

Whoops.

I always knew they were capable - shit, who among us has only vanilla sexual fantasies? - I just didn't know it was so prevalent.

Fun Mom Dinner? Fun Mom Dinner?

I got connections in the Hamptons. I might be able to hook you up.

Yep. At least, I think. No way was I watching that piece of shit.

We're also killing them wantonly and for no real reason other than our own arrogance and imbecility, so the analogy holds double.

True. Hell, that's almost exactly the spread between me and my mother.

It's a very loosely defined genre (or sub-genre).

Oh good God. I hope they were nice, at least.

E, I will hitchhike to the Moon with you if we can see Hendrix there.

Son Volt, Ryan Bingham, AC Newman, New Pornographers, Neko Case, Drive-By Truckers, J Roddy Walston and the Business, Old 97s… there's lots more.

SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!

I am on board with all of those.

The first part of that makes some sense - shit, I've seen that happen - but the second is just fucking absurd.

The rich can't help it if they're rich. I suppose.

That's probably a better way of putting it. I didn't mean to make it sound like a condition.