This guy is right up there with this other guy:

AWESOME and I’m very impressed with her. I too have it and often when people find out they ask me how they can tell people they are dating that they have it.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS

You guys...Lindy is joking. The hyperbole is for the sake of comedy. You're still allowed to like the trash that is Love Actually. You needn't sharpen the pitchforks against the lady who just brought cock bloctopus into to Lexicon. That would be wrong.

lol