Can we knock it off with this “friend zone” crap? If you want to date someone and they don’t want to date you and you don’t want to be their friend then bounce. If you DO want to be their friend then awesome. Friends are rad! Knock off the dating creeper attempts and move on with your life. Women don’t “put” men into…

I guess I forgot how much of a shit hole New York is. Could a big cockroach lift the lid off a butter dish? Maybe a big rat? Put something heavy on the lid or something.