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If this is true, then JUST IMAGINE how great Rob Johnson would have been in today’s NFL!

Ah, see, I was going to guess he was milking the clock for overtime.

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

Senate investigation into Hillary Clinton in 5...4...3...2...1...

100 bucks says Kawhi has Drake saved in his phone as Aubrey Graham

What if Kawhi agrees to stay in Toronto, but only if they ban Drake from the stadium?

It’s funny that the first July 4th he didn’t make such a fuss about having a parade with tanks. Then Stormy talked about their affair and his size.

You mock but I’m sure in 20 years some Silicon Valley Douchebag will be taking his kid to their first game, point up at Durant’s retired jersey and say “You see, Little Elon, that jersey belonged to Kevin Durant. An extremely online weirdo who played here for three years in the service of building a brand nobody cares

Really enjoying the, “Do we need to expand the netting? How much is it really going to make a difference. Oh, I’m fine with it, but just wondering if it’s even necessary!” arguments around here.

As much as I hate to say it, this looks like a set up. We all know that Alex Jones only gets hard when the kids are dead.

He’s living rent free in a large empty space filled with regret, shame, and anxiety?

My dude can’t even tell time without having someone write it for him first.

While I agree some of these items could be classified as “bests,” a lot of them are poor choices for someone to use for a first time, someone who has a high likelihood to damage/misuse their equipment because they don’t know what they’re doing or how to care for it. This list is more like a list of stuff you’d like

While I agree some of these items could be classified as “bests,” a lot of them are poor choices for someone to use

Lindsay Gottlieb - takes charge of college players, earns credit, makes it to the big show

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

You would think that, but Ney.

I just can’t believe that Buffalo, Wild and Wings weren’t all among his approved trade destinations. 

The AP tried to reach out to Neymar’s representatives for comment, but have not replied.

Drake is a monster. Does no one remember that he used to pretend to be handicapped?!

I’m just glad he’s dead.