Duck auto-correct strikes again

This playoffs was super disappointing for Simmons hate-readers. As a Bucks fan who used to read Simmons religiously in my 20s, I was looking forward to some kind of overly dramatic pop culturally referential missive from Bill, but all we got were a handful of semi-bitchy tweets about Kyrie.

Maybe he’s a fan of Spinal Tap.

San Francisco used to be a fun, quirky, mostly accepting, diverse and affordable city.

The writer’s here uniformly dislike mediocre white men who get more than they deserve. It’s a stance that I endorse.

The Blues.

There’s a hell of a lot of difference between the two. Offside is an objective rule, you’re either on or you’re off. He’s off.

I didn’t watch the game, saw the picture, and thought, “Huh, that dude’s offside.”

Too many men requires discretion, there’s no other feasible means to enforce it. Offside does not. there’s a big ass blue line. One side is on, the other is off. Pretty simple.

“To put it another way: By the letter of the law, the Avalanche could have been penalized for too many men on the ice here, because Wilson was out before Landeskog was off.”

This wasn’t a delayed offside so I’m not sure why you’re discussing that rule. A delayed offside would be if Colorado put the puck in the zone while offside (which they did) AND the defensive team gets the puck (which they didn’t). If this happens then play continues but offside will be called if Colorado plays the…

Both teams’ coaches did their own handshakes. It was shown on TV.

Three things to note for anyone who might think DeVos has a point relative to “adult time”:

1.) I know of few—if any—dedicated educators who work a forty-hour week. At the college level, hours can vary depending upon course/research load, but the average for a teaching professor at my institution is around 50 during…

The American troop fetishization taken to its logical next step. If you want to talk root cause, this is not a “Trump is an asshat” issue as much as it’s a “America: Stop worshiping the fucking troops” issue.

None of the coaches from either team went through the line. They shook hands amicably with each other by the benches. 

Why should soldiers be the only demographic that gets to not be judged by the weakest link in America?

Fuck the troops and fuck the people who glorify them in any way.

Coaches don’t before the final, you stupid git

it’s 2019. why don’t we have a better method for embedding media.

LOL. So the white teammates are all, “yea we know he hates your brown and black asses, but we’re going anyway.”