Unless you want to count the dribble right at the beginning of the video. Then there’s a dribble and two bounces.

“lets pretend one thing that totally happened didn’t happen, then evaluate stuff that didn’t happen as if it did”

If you’re aim is to cater to the appetite of American conservatives then quit fucking around and start an AOC creepshots site. 

You’re supposed to tip at Sonic? Who knew?

Trump backed out of the deal in 2014 saying “Why would I pay hundreds of millions of dollars for an EJ Manuel?  Bob Kraft told me there is a place in South Florida that will do it for $100.”

Maybe it’s because baseball is such a goddam boring game?

And I say this as someone for whom baseball was the first sport I loved as a kid. I loved it even though my hometown Kansas City Athletics perennially had a won-lost percentage in the low .400s.

I loved the stats, I loved following my first sports hero, Rocky…

Bingo. I’m 52 and couldn’t give less of a shit about the NBA, same as everyone I know age 40+. We know about LeBron, Steph Curry, and are vaguely aware of that guy with the huge beard somewhere. We know the Knicks are terrible. That’s about it. Anthony Davis? Kawhi Leonard? You might as well just make up names.…

Getting your last bit of internet surfing before heading to jail, Mr. Dershowitz?

since 2010, probably longer than you’ve known many close friends

Dan, you have to turn your head so you see the picture next to the “Target Practice” caption...

If Adam Schefter is correct, and all the sports’ speculators are thinking Tiger Woods, and all the DC speculators are thinking Individual 1, I’ve got to think both of those men are so recognizable that they’d be mobbed by autograph seekers as soon as they got out the door. Even pre-Presidency Trump was a big celebrity.

But it isn’t legal and, even if it was legal, these kind of places use women who are LITERALLY SLAVES!!!!

Trust me, this is the case at every sit-down restaurant you’ve ever been to. You just didn’t notice because the kitchen wasn’t exposed. 

It’s not bad. You get one free meal per day and the workplace training is really solid. The company has values, that much is clear. Like all restaurants you have the occasional goofing off and messing with the product, inside jokes and all that.  Stuff to move the day along.

I mean it was started by Georgetown bros so I’m sure it is not racially progressive.

I want 5G, and even 6G, technology in the United States as soon as possible. I

If the value of a scholarship actually mattered, Northwestern and Vanderbilt would be in the Sweet 16 every year, and Duke-UNC would be much less of a rivalry than it is. 

Sorry to hear you are disappointed. For your specific use case, I’d recommend using the back button (left arrow) to restart the song.

Funnily enough, this is $14.99

Funnily enough, this is $14.99