A bit of what?

The Irish have a tendency to exaggerate when telling stories. When someone “hacks” your Facebook by posting from your account because you left your phone unguarded they call it “faceraping.” Not in a “bloody hell you faceraped me” but posting “Sorry mum and dad but Bailey faceraped me last night. I am not pregnant.”

It wasn’t selling before. A few people bought it so sales went up. Sales will go back down again.

It’s at the referee’s discretion. He can either award a goal or a power play depending on if he thinks the puck would have gone in or not. Same thing with a breakaway on an empty net. It’s pretty much always a goal in both situations. 

They’re also the blandest motherfucking food I’ve ever eaten in my life. No spice, no flavor. I got a free box and couldn’t believe how boring the food was. I guess it makes sense because you’re selling it to everyone’s tastes. But I took one of those $2.00 boxes of premade lentils & spinach, added some butternut…

C’mon now. Anyone who has been around since the days of Daulerio knows that Deadspin has always loved the cock.

But Deadspin/Gawker is horribly frustrating on mobile. 90% of the time the link I click on is not what loads because of the way it loads/scrolls the homepage.

We’ve all seen the tattoo Barry, we’d be more surprised if you weren’t sticking your dick in a watermelon right now.

Forever and ever.

How’s it hanging?

I’ve done three days in the Grand Canyon with a 45 pound pack on back in Chacos and the first 3.5 miles to the Harding Icefield in them. I’ll take the over anything.

Chacos > Tevas

I could ignite Deadspin’s audience by typing “tits” 300 times and hitting the publish button.

Don’t do meth, kids.

Such a me-first glory boy with all those assists.

It’s Hammer’s Lot and all of the places non on Bills property for the most part.