Why would you drive the same way home? I'm pretty sure there's more than one way to cross the country.

So Lightning McQueen would have been blind?

This is an ad for Camera+. Lisa Bettany is one of the people behind Camera+.

It's the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of While Having Sex with a Woman's Breasts, the Man Lights His Pubic Hair on Fire as He Climaxes. The Woman then Finishes Him in Her Mouth While a Small Electric Fan Puts Out the Fire.

Nothing new here. LSU and the NCAA C&D'd me for a "GUAUX TIGERS" tshirt earlier this year because they own the trademark on "Geaux Tigers."

There's a 17:00 A.M.?

AT&T kicked me off their service last week and I couldn't be happier. I was in the less than 1% of all users who go over the limit on off-network data thanks to AT&T having no network in the parts of the Southwest where I spend most of my summer working. Thanks to a waterproof case failing I was forced to re-up my…

So it rolls up but you've still got to carry the large ac adapter some place.

I could talk New Orleans for hours. Easily my favorite city in the country.

Supposedly PSU raised $22,584 today for child abuse victims.

Fucking hipsters, I have a feeling that bike is on it's way to Brooklyn right now.

Sad Tom Brady is sad.

Have you seen Gourmet Spud recently? That fucker owes me $20.

I'm not scared of flying but turbulence always worries me. So what I started doing is watching the flight attendants during turbulent times. It just puts me at ease. Something that feels so unusual to me doesn't affect them at all. Of course if they show any panic at all I shit myself.

No, don't do it. The Double Down Saloon in Vegas has been doing this for years and the only reason to drink it is to say that you've tried it.

I was lucky. I caught it the day before my warranty was up and they replaced it for free.

You left out "press 99 times and hope that something happens since the home button rarely works anymore on your 4G."

Sure, you can pay more for specially made glass baubles at the gardening store

Have you looked at the design of it?

That's the least tattooed tattoo artist I've ever seen. Especially for someone so "talented."