@isuee94: Who brings a bomb to a knife fight?

@ILikeKubrick: Even a failed device is a success for terrorists.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: But it is life size.

I'm lazy. And going to get drunk so please mash-up this photo with the above one of Albert Young please.

I've been on bad first dates before, and every bad first date unfolds the same way,

@tastes_like_burning: I've never spent more than 2 consecutive nights in Buffalo.

(H/T More or less everybody from Green Bay with a computer)

Especially when the person seeking the autograph is female, is wearing copious amounts of NFL-licensed pink apparel, and has very short gray hair.

I want to say that none of those kids were even alive the last time they hung a banner on the wall... but I'm just going to assume that a few of them are on their 5th or 6th victory lap.

I'm pretty sure they're actually 12-14 games away from winning 9 or 10 games.

@Donté Stallworth Driving School: BCS Place.

Pay for my college education?

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: That's teef.

@twoeightnine: You guys can stop mentioning macupdate.com. I get it now. Ha.

More Nate Jackson, less Jezebel cross-posts please.

Yeah but Burke's calculator also says 1+2+1=-18

I have a lot of the same basic feelings. I doubt that I'll ever download much from the store. My only problem is that I really do suck at finding Mac programs out in the wild.

@Ajax: You do realize what developing is right? You don't just get negatives magically without it.

"I was at the gym, and there was this one swarthy fellow… I BET IT WAS HIM! Mystery: SOLVED."

@pmtbmusic: He also said Alomar just missed his cut this year and he probably would have voted for him next year.