Like 95% fml...

a lot of time and effort that most movies don’t really need or even deserve...

But why would you divide Make MKV by Handbrake? Shouldn’t you add them?

Came expecting an environmental message. Stayed for the sensuous butter-rubbing.

Don’t act like you know me.

at first I was like whattt... realized that it is Barry White not Barry Manilow.

Are you sure you are just not justifying your hoarding behavioral issue? ;)

I’m not precisely the biggest fan of kids, but don’t you think smearing them on the wall is a little extreme?

Finally, a reasonable explanation to give the people who ask why I keep a jar of peanut butter next to the toilet.

If I’ve learned anything from The Sims, it’s this:

Always make sure the pool you’re about to dive into has a ladder.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

To me a “prank” is something silly and genuinely funny, not something that sends people into tears before you pull the “just kidding.”

Well, then, I guess my plan to survive a flash flood by getting in the tub and closing the shower curtain is out.

I usually make an Excel list with author, title, publication year and, if you’re anal that day, ISBN. Sort it by author, print it/email it to your local library. They’re thrilled to go through it instead of boxes and single out which book they can actually use.

Here’s one more big one: When you are using SMS authentication, be sure to turn off Notifications for those senders in your SMS Application.

You don’t need a laminator you can use these: https://www.amazon.com/Avery-Self-Adhesive-Laminating-Sheets-73601/dp/B00007E7D2

You leave it out on the kitchen bench for a couple of weeks and then ask your wife "Hey, is dis still vinegar?"

Ok, so let’s break down your argument here:

Sorry too late, the Jeep Wrangler Cult got me. I’m in deep. WOOHOO!

I’m a higher-up member of the cult of physics; we believe in all sorts of invisible stuff: wavefunctions, gravitational waves, electrons, quarks, you name it.