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Pffftttt. I didn’t spend countless days pirating music on dial-up Internet only to have some fancy “Institute” tell me my favourite file extension is dead.

I only clicked this because of the pic of biscuits & sausage gravy btw. So file that away for your metrics.

What, was she a Trekkie or something?

“Since license plates are the property of the Crown, there is no appeal process.”

This type of response only encourages more idiot to behave this way with companies. The passenger was wrong to stay on the plane after he was asked to leave. Now the company gets punished for and idiot passenger and violent airport security (who are not their employees). Great! This is why America is so F’d right

“A Brain-Invading Parasite Is Believed to Be Spreading Because of Infinitely Scrolling Blogs”

FAA regulations (at least here in the States) require farting passengers to move up and down the aisle while discharging gases. This is called “crop dusting” and disperses the noxious gases in a safe and sane manner. Your flight crew will know about this and will be happy to inform you if asked.

You’d better bring a tux along as well. There may not be a good rental place handy.

My grandma’s wedding dress. I keep telling myself carrying it around is silly, and it snags EVERYWHERE, but I can’t shake the feeling that true love is waiting for me at my next port of call, and this time it will be for real. 50 is too soon to give up hope!

This is incorrect information. The bureaus are obligated by law to remove or fix inaccurate information.

For example, if you see an account on your report that is clearly not your account and you file a dispute, the bureau must work with the creditor and the creditor must either prove that it is yours, or agree that it

2-factor authentication would prevent someone with your password from accessing your account, but if you’ve re-used the password at all, the other account(s) would still be at risk.

Instructions unclear, accidentally poked myself in the eye.

It links to another Gizmodo story. I was just as curious and ever so carefully hovered my mouse over the link at work. That was as close as I’ve ever come to playing Russian Roulette.

Stop lying. The infinite loop of the delivery guy ringing the doorbell and triggering another order would break the space time continuum.

I built one of these too. It consists of a paper sign that says “Don’t ring bell - text me”.

I messed up and now I get sent a carton of Mac and Cheese every time someone rings the doorbell.

Tell that little wimp to walk it off.