They just ruined all the good lines of the car. The rear end looks like a sloppy late-90s Chevy pickup bumper (maybe its me but the lights don't look even) and the hood and wheels are straight out of the 80s. The thing I always appreciated about the corvair was its simple, clean lines that were still somehow…

So lots of cars are italian, because of Michelotti, Bertone & Co and most BMWs are american, because Bangle..

Why are some Americans seemingly so afraid of low-horsepower cars? My dinky little hatchback has less than sixty horsepower, and it does absolutely fine on motorways with a legal speed limit of seventy and an actual speed limit of around ninety, with most people somewhere in between. I can get up to speed in plenty of…

Really?

Even better was Audi's Procon-Ten - then you wouldn't have hit your face on anything as it pulled the steering wheel out of the way and into the dashboard.

Neutral: I was trained in business school to hate unions for their anti-competitive antics and prevention if the free market.

Crack Fucking Pipe. What the hell, dude.

Citroën C6 taxi. Here's one with French plates.

Dulles, solely for location.

I'll see your burrito and raise a meatball sandwich.

I find this to be the most accurate description of French cars. I own one and always loved them, and this is exactly how you approach them. Thank you for this.

Having driven for years in both Ireland and Canada I can say one thing for four-way stops. They at least teach you how to deal with non-working traffic lights.

Air New Zeland

Dear car, I know I'm close to the next driver up ahead, I'm just about to overtake them. Dear car, I know I crossed my lane without indicating. That's because there's nobody here.

I drive a Fiat.

Like I said, dumb hyperbole.

Being treated like a criminal would involve being tried and convicted for a crime. That's not something that happens at a roadside breathalyzer test.

At some point just about every American will introduce "freedom" into an argument. Freedom from whom and to do what? I remember recently reading about some place in America where adults in their twenties were prevented from buying drink by armed vigilantes - for the want of a better word - who were patrolling the…

I have an astigmatism, these guys can fuck off. I've almost wrecked my car several times because of this bullshit.

Burn it! Burn it with its creators! Heresy!