“All sizes matter" wahhhhh. Wahhhh. Ugh

Why must skinny people interject themselves everywhere? You’re already all over tv, movies, and print media. Aren’t you satisfied?

Is it just me, or has J.K.Rowling gotten a bit insufferable?

Grandma Doo only worked while my mother and her sister were in school. She stopped working after that, but she helped raise my brother and me. I was very close to her.

Dude. You are trying really, really hard to be offended by something based on all your comments. Go back to tumblr.

I, for one, love the Tay hating. She's obnoxious and needs to go away.

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

What exactly is a family-friendly platform? One where the woman candidate promises to make cookies? Or the one that exists for the world we live in where she is trying to reduce the number of kids who die from gun violence.

Wait, they were? I don't remember this part of that saga! Can you remind me??

But she spelled paid as “payed”. I don’t know if I can get over that!

She also Rick Rolled the audience:

How does calvin Harris feel about ham sandwiches?

It’s not a critique of the show. It’s a humor post.

this is a great post but the angry comments are even better

the moment where I didn’t realize there was a black man cropped out of this picture and thought it was the hand of Jennifer Garner will surely be the best part of my day today.