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Hey, thanks so much! I mean, I assumed that they'd be more sophisticated in filtering out the actual porn, haha, but I use a lot of swear words so I got paranoid, and then my friend said she couldn't make it come up on google. This makes me feel much better.

Say I happen to run a tumblr making fun of gross pictures people have labeled food porn.

Wow, see, that would scare the bejeepers out of me. Women! We're all different!

I use it in the sense that is regularly relegated to bowels.

Oh, you and me both!

Ha, was I supposed to read "a-pretty pretty good" in Strong Bad's voice?

Cover his dick with scrunchies. So many scrunchies you can no longer see dick. Then stick it in a donut hole for a sexy treat!

I really irritate my friends by occasionally responding to their greetings with "Hello Sweetie." Though, as far as unbelievable goes, I really do love Rose.

Thank you!

Oh my god, that's amazing.

Yeah, I did my research and now I feel silly and insular. I'm glad he's a huge celebrity! I loved him in both episodes. Though shirtless Matt Smith... does things to me. Rawr. PS, I love your username so much.

Man, who knew this guy had enough pull to host an awards show?