“Soon after my wife and I were married, 4 years ago, I had sex with a woman at a club in Panama where I had a work assignment for a month. I promptly forgot all about it until I started the Sex Addicts Anonymous program last year.”

That’s a body double right? Her thighs are not that round and the upper body posture is too upright for her.

While there is something to be learned from the widespread general ignorance of the problems and conditions in Puerto Rico prior to this disaster, we live in the present and it is far from helpful to drag people for their past ignorance during a crisis.

“My ire is not directed at people in Puerto Rico, though they are at least partly to blame for the state of the territory.”

I just wanted to take the time to thank you for making this point, because I know difficult it must be for you to have done so while knee deep in the disaster area of Puerto Rico helping the people who need the help the most. I also want to applaud your efforts in trying to get Sec. 936 reinstated so that the…

And yet here you are, on a pop culture web site trying to show how much more of a fucking humanitarian you are then the rest of humanity.

My point is that the immediate problems are more immediate. You don’t brush someone’s teeth if they just lost their leg. Lives are really at stake because of the storms. You’re over here imagining what I do in my spare time and critiquing it without knowing dick about me or actually saying what is the right thing to…

Not compared to dying of leptospirosis. Which is a much more immediate death.

I know what brandon’s into.

Do you or have you lived in Puerto Rico?

You’re a damn hypocrite, doing exactly what you complain about. If I look in your comment history, will I see comments about PR’s debt from years gone by? Let alone what you fucking tried to do about it, which I fully expect was nothing at all? You shouldn’t judge trolly. You just look stupid and angry, which is a…

what’s your point? you can’t draw attention to a humanitarian crisis unless you previously acknowledged the litany of problems prior to that crisis?

Expressions of concern for Puerto Rico now mean being newly responsible (others, not you) for Puerto Rico before the storm. What a hideous and smelly pile of worms your mind is.

Sadly, half of their debt is what trump left behind when he decided to claim bankruptcy...good for the f’ing Moron in charge, bad for Puerto Rico.

Tell us what you did about it then, chief. Or are you just virtue signaling?

TAKES ON FIRE HERE! WHEW!

So you’re saying we should address those issues too? Cool cool. But they kinda need water and power RIGHT NOW, not later.

You can f**k right the f**k off with your excuses for why no one should care because you need to prop up the failed presidency of Trump. All your here for is to sow discord and if you being paid by the Russians or Palmer Luckey then you’re doing it wrong.

You want me to link to the numerous articles of the people who…

Debt is not death. A financial crisis is not death. None of these problems come close to a lack of drinking water and electricity that will actually result in a high death toll. It could use other forms of help long term, but none of those other problems were humanitarian emergencies like this is.

Nurse I’m gonna need some bactine and a Snoopy bandaid I just cut myself on this immense edge.