I only clicked on this article to see what everyone was saying about that hair.

yeah that hair is awful, it has to be a wig and a very bad wig at that

The hospital where I was born was demolished two decades ago. I think this means I technically don’t exist. WooooooOooOoooo spooky!

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

Shag Mullet meets Elvis Pompadour.

Is that hair real? Is that hair now? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HAIR?!?!

He looks like Beardonna playing Kris Jenner’s eventual Hell’s Angels phase.

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

am i surprised you have an opinion on this particular topic?

Ooo, you shady bitch, you.

“He’s ADEQUATE, okay?”

God, Baio, fuck off already. Go back under your rock or wherever it is you live and go back to whatever it is you do other than try to be relevant. No one has given a good goddamn shit about you for 30 years.  

Milton Berle?

What sister wouldn’t tell her siblings about an especially small dick she’d seen. Shit’s funny.

Scott Baio would make Erin Moran’s death all about him. Despite admitting that he hadn’t spoken to her in years.

Having been a playboy, has nothing to do with him having a small dick, Renee. Large dicks aren’t a requirement for that past time.

You know, finding out someone you fangirled over for years is a “conservative” is hard to deal with. First, it was Meatloaf. When I found out he was conservative I think my head spun around a few times. So many of his fun songs were in my playlists, and I just can’t listen to them anymore. By the middle of the first…

Chachi, “aye, sit on it!” “As soon as I can find it, I will!”

I don’t know why we’re singling out Baio and bullying him for micropenis when we know all right-wing men suffer from the same disorder. We need to live up to our progressive ideals and not bully them; they’re victims of nature and they need our help.

“There isn’t one word I want to hear you speak.”

I like this Tony Moran guy’s stuff here. Might I also suggest “Keep my name out of your mouth.”