I’m a straight man and I agree with your assessment.

From what I understand, this story starts after he has been reintegrated back into English society, then heads back to the jungle for some reason or other. Thus the trousers.

I think though, to me, it just looks like too much botox and weird, overboard eyebrow waxing.

It’s like looking at Chris Klein. I feel like that’s exactly the face Chris Klein makes at people while they stare at him thinking, “where do I know this guy from?” That’s Chris Klein’s, you better believe it, asshole, I used to be famous! face.

Why wasnt this mentioned? Ladies and gents our new Tarzan!

Ben Affleck’s face. It’s like I’m looking at Ben Affleck but also not looking at Ben Affleck. It’s like a magic eye poster.

The thing about monkey bread is that a monkey basically can make it. It’s so damn easy that I’m pretty sure a Kardashian could, too. So Khloe, you didn’t make something that’s crazy easy to make. Congrats.

Not to be salty, but I knew she didn’t bake those fuckin’ pies the second I saw them.

I appreciate the commitment to the brand, his toddler eye-liner game is better than my adult eye liner game.

I'm sure little Saint will turn out cute and will only have to worry about the constant ridicule regarding his name and his weird parents. However, while not mentioning specific names, I have seen a number of celeb kids with perfectly good-looking parents turn out to be not so attractive. I kind of feel for those…

Plus he’s wearing Nestor Carbonell’s eyeliner.

You spelled ‘soulless’ wrong.

Why he gotta have ashy lips?

Am I crazy, or...lil’ Barack?

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s son has his mama’s eyes and his daddy’s nose and cheeks

Wait...they have a child and went on a date to disneyland without him?

I hope it’s all just lip injections and heavy makeup. She makes me sad.

She is beginning to look like a Jackson.

Doesn’t look like Denver Pyle to me...

Winnie the Pooh did it better.