two2tardis
Two2TARDIS, Ph.D.
two2tardis

I started my last first day as a university student this week, and am crossing my fingers that I will be Doctor Two2TARDIS come November (not The Doctor, but it’s still pretty cool).

My new(ish) baby boy rescue, Vinny. He’s the love of my life, even when he’s literally pulling bacon out of my mouth.

Actually, you can’t eat pizza, unless you sub the traditional flour for almond/coconut/cashew flour or pork rinds (I do a chicken pizza crust with ground chicken and mozzarella). Some pizza joints will make a cheese crust pizza for you. But I think I know what you’re talking about - my diet consists of largely cheese

Thank you - please let me know if you have any questions you can email me at my handle at gmail anytime. I’ll be more than happy to help!

I am completely shocked at how easy it is to eat fat and feel full - and after 5 days, my joint pain had nearly disappeared. I also don’t have heartburn anymore. If you cook and want to make your own bread, etc., I highly recommend the channel “Cooking Keto with Kristie” (especially the video on sweeteners). She has a

I have to post my l’il kitty. We’re nearing his one-monthiversary at our place, and he’s just so sweet and crazy I can barely stand it. I lost my 18yo Blue Point Siamese boy last October, and this guy was a rescue from 3 hours south of me.

Ketogenic diet. I’ve lose 23lbs in 11 weeks. My stamina is incredible. I can’t recommend it enough.

I watched “Song to Song” with Fassbender, Ryan Gosling, Rooney Mara, Natalie Portman, Cate Blanchett, and a bunch more stars. Haaaaaated it. It was pretty but it was mostly narrated with the beginning just shots of Fassy & Gosling cutting up together while Rooney Mara looked at them all doe-eyed. Sigh.

What a wonderful weekly update. <3

It’s hard for some. My husband about a year later lashed out at me so we had to leave a party with 3 babies and a pregnant lady (he wasn’t angry with me for the miscarriage, but had just hit his point of baby overload & took it out on me). I asked him if he wanted another baby about 6 months later, and he replied, “It

10 days at my cottage in Ontario. So happy to go from a 105-degree heat index to 67 degrees. Thank the gods.

My #1 gift from my Chinese students (which I could never accept) was Chanel ... and Chanel EVERYTHING. I’m guessing Eastern Asian, and dang. I am so loving that set! Lucky you!

Keto! Low carb, high fat. I’ve lost 21lbs in 9 weeks and still going down. I have light-moderate exercise habits. Inflammation in my joints and heartburn = gone.

I have the same exact dream. The gum also sticks to your molars while you’re trying to pull out the unending supply of chewed gum in your mouth.

Congrats! What sweet babies! Today I did the same - this little guy was crossing a busy highway all by himself near the beach in Boca. My last Blue Point Siamese died at 19 years of age, and I have found his doppelganger. I give you ... Vinny! (complete with Siamese weirdness)

Some people just can’t handle it. I’m very open about mine (and its aftermath), and some people overtly fawn sympathy and some just can barely get out a word. She may have had one herself & it was difficult for her to find a way to convey an emotion. Perhaps she isn’t even aware. I really don’t expect others to reach

He just seems like such a gigantic dickbag. Just so damn smarmy. I can’t stand to look at him.

YES, YES, AND YES. Lu is going to let Tom do whatever he wants, and she can, too. She’s VERY flirty and what’s good for the goose & all. I agree that Sonja needs to let it the fuck go already! Tom will probably make it over to her pee-smelling apartment sooner or later after the wedding. And damn, is Madessian GROCE.

I love Lu & Dorinda (this season, not previously) & Tinsley. Ramona’s a total asshole and Bethenny’s not far behind her. Carole makes me want to go and make more tea or something, she’s so yawn-inducing. Lu knows EXACTLY what she’s getting into with her new husband, and seriously, are these women too thick to geddit

Tonymoly is the best thing EVER. Their packaging just makes me squeal, and their products are fantastic.