but if you're slingshotting around the sun, you won't be on earth to see the eclipse!

I'm part of a group that has a "user" identity on facebook instead of a group page, and I use incognito mode to be logged in to that and my own page at the same time. The only other time I use it for non-nefarious purposes is to browse amazon for gifts for any family members who use the same shared account as me.

The last 'bottles' in your post would be greatly enhanced by some suspicious quotation marks as well.

I thought this was where Marcus Fenix went to protect the emulsion plant from the locust...

...and global warming is caused by the decline in pirates.

I'm not claiming that I'm an expert in child development (or even human development, for that matter) but I'll just throw a few words out there for you:

I was about to post about the sonic boom idea. I know nothing about it either other than that it exists, so if someone knows more about it feel free to put a word in here.

for starters, to take away a dark moist fold around the tip of his dick that will be a great breeding ground for bacteria... why do you want your newborn son to get an infected penis?

when I read "adult beverages" my mind went to something along the lines of penis-in-a-can. A brief google image search for "penis in a can" showed me that I was a fool for thinking it would be a good idea to google "penis in a can"

Is the tin man a robot? I think he's an interesting choice to have been put in here...

"Watermelon insurgency" is one of the best word pairings I've heard in a long time.

It's 78 degrees where I am and I'm wearing shorts and no shirt. NOT sweaters.

I'm not going to defend my country for violating another's airspace, but I would like to point out that unless Russia is engaged in a war in Europe that I hadn't heard about, the American bombers had a better reason to do so.

C'mon guys, I know it's a fake picture but you can do better than that...

how to make your days seem longer: get lectured by your parents about that party you went to last weekend. Fifteen minutes will last longer than you could ever want.

Now there's a twist I hadn't considered. That's a little disturbing...

I'm not exactly sure why we're taking about the level of metal activity in a dead person here, but I'll rephrase the study extremely simply:

Someone else said it's a rat. I think I have to agree with them based on the size of the tweezers and fingers in the picture, although I was sure it was a baby pig at first too.

probably because the number of responses it got crashed the server.

I'm sorry, but unless you have a reason to suspect that someone specific is after your pin and actively trying to take it, I would advise you to remove the tinfoil hat.