+1 internets to you!

You show me a bulletproof human, I'll show you a bigger faster bullet.

I hate to be the guy who rains on the parade here, but I keep my phone in my pocket. Up against my leg. Which is warm.

What about all those American troops killing Afghanis? By that logic, I say we kill all the Americans and let God sort 'em out.

Super slow motion and bouncing boobs are like grapefruit and chocolate ice cream. Both are wonderful, but that doesn't mean that they should be put together.

Impressive, sure. The sound quality suffers for it though.

I wouldn't think that reduced muzzle flash would matter much from a mile and a half away, especially if the other guy only has a machine gun...

Question: Does this ring also shield the earth (from cosmic rays, solar wind, etc. I assume) like the positron cloud does? Because if so, the final two paragraphs can be summarized like this, "According to experts, the ring of antiprotons can be used to protect the earth from deadly space-badness, or can be stripped…

I hear they make good stuff for the Spartans too...

I clicked through to this article for the sole purpose of complimenting the proper use of "myriad." Keep up the good work.

Reminds me of a gang. "blood in, blood out." If you have to kill someone (or take pictures of someone molesting a small child) in order to gain entrance, it's should supposedly weed out the cops and the ones who are likely to go to the cops.

I'm sure if you go to the last page it will say "Google has omitted 387,472,186,902 images that look similar to the ones already shown. Repeat search with omitted images included?"

Future history books will mention the day that 4chan found out about this thing.

As a one-time /b/tard, here are my thoughts: Fuck anonymous, this is the way that net neutrality will end.

"you know, the first time I heard of a fire sale I thought it would be cool if someone ever pulled it off." -that hacker in Die Hard 4

umm... they do.

Yeah, my other guess was that the wood was a veneer and it was all lead underneath.

I don't even understand where 250 pounds of weight could go on that thing. Unless all the gold parts are solid 24kt, that is... for that price, they'd better be.

only one?

I think comic sans is bad, but I clearly don't hate it as much as the writer.