My 3191 favorites on stumbleupon suggest you may have forgotten to mention something...

I like the video, but I will remain skeptical on the picture. How did they get the plane and the background in focus?

Expensive specialty ammunition, no pain or paint, and terrible commercials. It's like they specifically mixed the worst aspects of paintball and squirt guns into a single product!

I agree with what all of you are saying, but this quote still rankles me: "...so for now if you don't live near a major city you can..."

Also missing: Seattle and Boston. Notably there: Tacoma, Spokane, Kenosha, and Dekalb County, GA. I'm not sure who at Trulia is picking the major metropolitan areas, but they need to be fired.

This is where I make a comment about Reavers, right?

two minutes later the next text comes in:

Damn, man. Sounds like the only way you could have topped what you did is by going into witness protection. Good for you for moving on, but that does sound a little like overkill to me.

Now you need 20 cut crystal glasses and a pony keg of the finest local microbrew so you can play pong...

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I'm basing this comment off a half-remembered mythbusters episode, but I'm pretty sure you can reach the necessary temperature for cookies using 250 kids holding mirrors.

I was about to say, somebody needs to do this for Halo. Now I have to find them. Quick! To the internet, awaaaaay!

Pardon me for assuming that your picture was you. If you look back at the thread, the first ass in it is you. Since I oppose feeding the trolls, we will not be in touch in the future. I bid you good day, ma'am.

I'm surprised they even need the chainsaw guy, those suckers can punch through a sheet of ice three feet thick.

I think you're assuming that I didn't read the Giz article before commenting. If that's the case, I have this to say to you: Wow, dude READING is fundamental. Read the comment before forming your incorrect theory.

...and this is why people should read the linked articles before commenting. Mea culpa.

IT KEEPS A TUBE OUT OF YOUR PENIS BY BEING SOMETHING THAT ISN'T A TUBE IN YOUR PENIS. That's all the endorsement I need.

Step 1: build a botnet that uses IP trackers to group 'bots by geographic region.

I am deeply impressed by the personal sacrifice they are offering, but think let me play the devil's advocate here:

I don't think that changes anything... The motion of opening and closing is what will drag the particles.