All this will do is make the scratches uniform and horizontal when it traps grit under the membrane and drags it repeatedly across the same section of the screen.

Well I think I have a better relationship with the dude downstairs anyways, so between the two of us we're pretty much set.

It only comes with a 50MP sensor? That's a dealbreaker right there folks.

I'll take a nice DSLR and a good photo stitching software over this camera. Oh yeah, and a car.

I wish I was cool enough to have thought of that, I'm just a big fan of ski videos who found it before you did, apparently.

Dark Vader? Really?

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Now I'm picturing a blindfolded guy repeatedly walking into a closed door.

Call me a bad person, but I'm visualizing the way a cat chases a laser, and imagining it with an out-of-control wheelchair instead. I am somewhat ashamed to say that I am laughing heartily.

Sorry, I'm more in need of a plumber at the moment. A big strapping guy who really knows how to plug a hole would be ideal.

oops, double post.

VATS activated.

Now, that is a word that may often be joined,

I wish my burger would allow me eight ounce-pants-waists any time.

Oops. They lost me at 'NASCAR.'

"other bemoaning the declining state of the English language."

I don't think I can promote this, but I can still give written approval.

Am I the only one who noticed the guy with the remote at the bottom? Please tell me that's real...

The A-10 isn't a plane with guns attached, it's a gun with a plane wrapped around it.

"It's dated with today's date, it says they just admitted this today."