I think that's a misunderstanding of the viewer demographics of all three shows.

Leonardo DiCaprio is on a hiatus from acting? When can I look forward to seeing less of his face promoting all his stuff?

You're right, of course, but the fact that I (and probably many, many other people) don't care about that element of the story just shows the extent to which Brown has exhausted all public goodwill. Like, I just feel sure that this story involves him acting like a rageaholic jackhole somewhere along the way.

Little Mariska (who was actually 3 at the time, not 6) and her brothers were actually in the car when Jayne Mansfield was killed, which is about the saddest thing ever.

Assume that by "Silver statins draped over the walls," she means gleaming cholesterol medicine?

Again, it would be foolish of me to argue with you about the likelihood of this, but you're still choosing to condemn him based on something you reasonably suspect to be true, but that could be inaccurate, rather than something you KNOW to be true.

Really just exactly like Dina. It's pretty jarring.

I have yet to meet a 73 year old who is not taking any medications, either, but that doesn't mean that James Cromwell isn't the exception. I admit, it would be pretty unusual. But it seems a bit unfair to call him a hypocrite based on something you think he's *probably* doing.

E. coli doesn't have much of a reason to be on breasts to begin with. That's more an argument in favor of washing your hands before you breastfeed. Or just after you go to the bathroom.

So I guess that Gaga's employee health care plan mostly consists of L.G. kicking some cash your way when she feels like it, rather than providing insurance so that no one winds up paying out of pocket for a mastectomy, to begin with.

In this case, it sounds like she's talking about a 24/7 on-call assistant. So that's way above basic-secretarial-duties level.

Lawrence may be doing this stuff at Harvey Weinstein's behest. They seem to have kept Silver Linings Playbook in theaters a long time, probably to take advantage of the awards-season box office bump, so it might be that he's pushing her out there to promote more in order to squeeze every last dime out of this thing…

Please be sure to notify me as soon as someone says or does something actually funny. I'll be sure to move my eyes out of the rolling position.

OK, but the rest of that post WAS a giant fart noise. Parent or no parent. It was very, very flatulent, and I don't think that Vanessaxoxo is off-base in making that point about this particular comment.

Are you sure you haven't had kids? Usually that kind of epic sanctimommy monologue requires months of study and honing in the workshop environment of a particularly high-anxiety Music Together group. So you clearly have some prodigal talents in this area. Don't put them to waste.

Aw, poor poor Beyoncé. Everyone trying to make it so hard for you to simply LIVE. All you want to do in this great big world is just simply BE ALIVE, and yet there are people at every step of the way, threatening your very survival with lip-synching gossip. How do you bear up under the constant mortal terror?

She was involved in it, though. Unwittingly, for sure, but she's the face of Lennay Kekua—put very crudely, she's trying to "protect her brand."

Well, yes—if they deliberately told their children that he was in construction, and worked to keep up that deception, then this does seem much more believable. But then it would be sort of disingenuous for DDL to tell the story like it's a funny little anecdote—"he thinks I'm in construction! Kids and their ideas!"

OK, so first I will say that this is a really good example, and that your personal experience in the area gives this a lot more weight than what I have to say on the matter. But just for the sake of argument—I feel like there are some big differences between not noticing a major change in your mom's employment status…

Again, though, there's a difference between primary and sole, and it seems really inconsistent to refuse to be someone's primary partner (that is to say, primary *external*—I didn't think we were talking about people's abilities to satisfy their own needs, here, any more than I expected referring to being someone's…